The first cut is the deepest...

La Cesa

There's always plenty to do at La Cesa. 

http://www.lacesa-tuscany.co.uk/

It's a fourteenth century converted farmhouse situated in the south of Tuscany just below the medieval hilltop town of Cortona which will no doubt get covered later in the week. It's a sanctuary we will call home for a few days while we lend a hand in the gardens and explore the surrounding rural area.

It's also a holiday let so jobs need to done to get the place looking its best following the devastation caused by the windy winter months.

Tree surgery, stump grinding, trimming, cutting, pruning, rotavating and anything remotely agricultural goes around here. 

Today the Wisteria that covers the house, pergola and pool had a serious haircut and we get to add a few foot to the already massive bonfire that we aim to have later in the week.

It's time now for that glass of wine at the kitchen table.

Today's track came to mind while hacking down the huge amount of old growth....The first cut is the deepest' and you can either have Rod Stewart or PP Arnold, both great versions.

Sun in the Morning...

Pisa. 

Famed almost entirely for its under-average sized cock-eyed Tower mobbed every hour by hoards of visiting tourists wrapped in puffy jackets, clutching maps and slices of pizza buying plastic replicas of the erection and tea-towel souvenirs from tacky street stalls. Here you also have to be very wary of getting a poke in the eye from a misguided selfy stick in the vicinity of the basilica!

Seen it, done it, bought the tea-towel so we don't now bother with that end of town anymore...

The airport is very handy for the centre of Pisa. Our chosen method of travel to get there is generally best experienced standing, pressed up against the windscreen, on an eight minute white knuckle ride on the local 'PisMover'; a hilariously named mode of transport that always brings a childish smirk when one sees the name on the front of the bus.

From here, only a few streets away lies Alessandro Della Spina, a small Italian hotel to allow us to have a night out around some of our favourite bars. The best ones that cater for the locals and have an endless supply of small plates of food that are 'gratis' if you are having a glass or two while you chat smugly about the rugby result!

The morning train towards Rome as usual was modern, spotlessly clean and left at exactly 11.12 on the dot, just as the ticket said it would! With the morning sun now shining we take our seats on the upper deck and will change at Santa Maria Novello station in Florence and continue on as far as Cortona-Terontola near to the Tuscan-Perugia border.

To the left the Tuscan hills rise up to show the snow capped peaks in the distance, full green rivers flow past near to the train line as we scoot along past vineyards and arable fields of last years sunflowers.

From here there seems to be a small holder culture where everyone seems to be tending to gardens, goats and growing vegetables in rows, each with a few hens free-ranging around the place.

Today's track is inspired by the mornings weather so you get 'Sun in the morning' by Future Islands.

Help the Aged...

It would appear that previous trips that have not attracted any blogging have given rise to a proportion of criticism from what I can only describe here as sad individuals with very little going on upstairs...oh well, you know who you are and I intend to make amends with some literal ramblings throughout the latest trip while returning to Italy.

The half hour delay leaving John Lennon gave enough time to peruse through the in-flight magazines and Sunday supplements inspiring and tempting me to buy a plethora of desirable items, never previously considered, but now, by clever marketing jargon and in a relaxed state from the airport bar I can't help but find them totally irresistible. 

How could I not want a half price pair of Ultimate crease and water resistant fabric pleated slacks in French navy with a complimentary slip on apron trim shoe with elastic inserts for easy foot entry?...both claiming total maximum comfort and support for the regular wearer. Or A limited lifetime of Pet Insurance with the Co-op?

Maybe a regenerating 3 point age defeating cream that can penetrate deep into your palid sagging skin while your asleep or try a handy bottle of Phyto-coffee shampoo that not only reduces the effects of hormonal fluctuations during the menopause but by washing your hair with it, you amazingly find that it is formulated to decline the negative impact of ones testosterone surges....if I'd only knew this stuff earlier? 

Oooh more....let me fill out this coupon for immediate next day delivery, a limited edition book on hand crafting 275 varieties of Finnish pancakes while at the same time expressing and relieving your deepest grief for a lost relative, or could I really resist an offer of a front row ticket to spend an evening with Michael Ball and Alfie Bass at the London Palladium next summer...(like he's still going to be alive!)

Jesus, who orders this crap? 

At what age is this stuff actually considered as 'normal'?

I think I will buy a scratch card instead so I can win 68 million euros and retire to the sun and sit in a deckchair with a hanky on my head with a glass of stout bemoaning the fall of the British empire following a hard Brexit to anyone that passes by....

I hope the sun is out in Italy?

I like a bit to warm the old bones!

First track to kick off this blog will be ' Help the Aged', by Pulp.