Fantasy government 2020
At the moment they seem to be dropping like flies so it crossed my mind that if the situation gets much worse then we need to be prepared and have a contingency plan if all the current government goes down. I’m of the thinking that we should do it like I did my 6 Nations fantasy team and pick within a budget of only 100 million quid due to the state of the nations economy. It needs to reflect and support the diversity of the country and provide powerful leadership of the whole nation moving forward after Brexit.
In my fantasy team Iv picked mainly strong English forwards with a token Scot, Welsh, LGBGT etc to avoid criticism to make up the front bench. Every 3 months you can transfer a maximum of 3 members in or out on form or for injury.
Extra Points will be accumulated for each member of the new cabinet that uses the words ‘unprecedented’, ‘self-isolation’ and ‘confident’ on the BBC.
So I propose...
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| Prime Minister Jim Bell |
PM - Jim Bell (alias Mark Heap)
Foreign secretary - Sir Ranulph Fiennes OBE
Defence - Thomas Shelby (alias Cillian Murphy)
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| Defence |
Chancellor of the Exchequer - Martin Lewis
Secretary of State for Business - Baron Alan Sugar
Climate change- David Attenborough
Sport Minister - Eddie Jones 🏴
International Trade - Paul O Grady
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| Work & Pensions |
Work & Pensions - Brian Potter (alias Peter Kay)
Education- Joanna Lumley
Culture - Romesh Ranganathan
Environment & Food - Jamie Oliver
Billy Connolly - Minister for 🏴
Alun Wyn Jones - Minister for 🏴
Boy George LGBGT 🌈
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It’s a ‘Time for Heroes’...by the Libertines.
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