All the small things...

I have to admit, I'v taken up fly fishing....

Not the boring, sat on a riverbank with a flask and a cane rod, casting for some old wiley trout but actually fishing for flies...with a big net on a long pole...much more fun and I'm getting pretty dexterous at it too!

The reason behind it is to keep the surface clear of creepy crawlees and ensuring the pool keeps looking at its best and sparklingly crystal clear. Some of the lucky bugs fished out are still alive and manage to get liberated but most meet a watery end in minutes and then float about looking unsightly.

That's where I step in...

You also won't believe the amount of insect life that finds its way through and into the filters. Every day I am faced with a mass carnage of insect casualties that have nipped in for a swift drink and not been able to escape, or accidentally flown too close and underestimated the viscosity of the surface. Some wriggle about for a while before getting filtrated to the infinity end and then over the lip into oblivion, ending up in the filtration system's dark underworld.

To date there has been an amazing variety of flies, wasps, bees, ants, butterflies and moths, even a rhinoceros beetle and the occasional unlucky praying- mantis. Every morning it's a surprise as to what gets found in the belly of the aqua-vac or inside the filters of the pumps along with a few leaves. Not had a scorpion yet but Iv seen a couple around.

Tight Lines Chaps...

Oh yeah, here's another small thing I spotted on the way back from Florence today...cool eh?

Blink 182 bring you this track from the archives and a raucous blast from 1999, a great pop song from the album 'Enema of the State'.

https://youtu.be/9Ht5RZpzPqw

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Fill in the blank....

The Chianina is one of the oldest breeds of cattle in the world. A famous Italian breed that has been reared in Tuscany, Umbria and Lazio for 2,200 years....wow...Bulls can weigh in excess of 1600 kilos and as they are bred mainly for beef so it was a shame not to sample rather a large lump of the stuff.

Purchased yesterday from Claudio's, a faboulous local shop, cum deli-cum butchery-cum fruitery-cum-bakery-cum-off-licence.....(well you get the idea, it sells everything!)...any shop that has dozens of massive hams hanging up when you go in and smells of fresh bread is a winner in my book, and this one is ten minutes up the road towards Cortona. The owner, who is also the butcher, has his own farm in the next village, Montella, where he also farms the Chianina cattle.

A favourite of Tuscan cuisine, the 'Bistecca alla Fiorentina' is a 'T' bone, grilled over a wood fire, seasoned with only pepper and olive oil after cooking and served rare, accompanied obviously by a bold, local Tuscan red.....so we'll have to give it a try, eh?

I refuse adamantly to photograph plates of food so this is the best I can do here....you will have to 'fill in the blank'...

'Fill in the blank' is the title track off the 2016 album 'Teens of Denial' by US Indie band 'Car Seat Headrest' -  first attracted to this scratchy guitar track following hearing it on 6Music...you won't be disappointed here!

https://youtu.be/s_a1hPwXiWw

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Dusty Spring Field....

There are lots of jobs to do here so it's nice to have a lackey to set to work every now and then in the front fields. This lackey seemed to come with plenty of agricultural experience, some basic old tractor driving qualification and claimed that more recently had driven a 'Yanmar'!

 

She was fitted with some FFP3 RPE, safety sandals and bottle of cold water and sent off to mow the front field on the little Barbierri with the front and rear mowers!

It certainly was a 'Dusty Spring Field'.......

You will notice that I have cleverly used the wonderful 'Dusty Springfield's name for the title of the blog so you can have any song you like, I suppose, but I'm going to choose a Dusty classic ; 'I only want to be with You'.

https://youtu.be/osVaF4t-zFc

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Under the Pressure....

I can now officially take you on a watery journey behind the velvet curtain and way down the pool hatch where we can speak earnestly of such things like pumps, filters, aquatic tanks, chlorine tabs, floating floatrons, filtration systems, long handled brushes and Hayward Robots...impressive, eh?

This now, is the armoury at the disposal of the tight,'Speedo'cladded, 'Pool Technician', as I will, from now on, be probably referred to in some 'watery' circles; as today a new role has been added to my job description. After the last few days of training in emptying and cleaning tanks, identifying pipes, refitting pumps and taking apart filters it's now time for the swimming pool of La Cesa to throw off its cover and officially open with a newly qualified and newly appointed 'Pool Manager' (Hmmm...just promoted myself already!)

The intensive 'Pool Technician Management Seminar' (PTMS) that I enrolled on was finally completed following attendance of an early morning breakfast meeting and assessment before my mentor duly departed and left me with 200 cubic feet of water with the instruction not to let it disappear down the valley and flood locals of Camucia!

The pressure and responsibility was now on my shoulders to carry out scientific tests, monitor levels, turn handles when deemed appropriate, fish out bugs and basically keep the water inside the pool and don't allow it all to evaporate. I also received instruction on what pills to take daily, one orange one for my Ph and another white one to stop my hair from turning green!

I even passed the higher level qualification to operate 'Rodney', a robot that mooches about on the bottom of the pool eating all the dead skin, abandoned vurrucca socks and algae growths. I have now have the honourable task of emptying the bowels of this beast and removing and disposing of the Animal-By-Product within in a safe manner at the end of every month.

All H&S was addressed as part of the course and this assessment mainly involved 'not falling in'!

Signage has been erected to prevent 'Bombing' and 'Heavy Petting' in and around the pool area and topless sunbathing will only allowed with prior management approval.

So, the covers are off and the impressive infinity pool is now open for business so come along and take a refreshing dip....the water is crystal clear and very inviting!

'Under the Pressure'...what a fab moody song by a great underrated band 'The War on Drugs' and a track from the 2014 album, Lost in the Dream!...Enjoy today's track!

https://youtu.be/vkLOg252KRE

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Down to the Market...

As 'Porchetta' day comes around again, we ceremoniously troop into town to sample the flavoursome old sow that gets carved up once a week in the middle of the market.  Being a little later into Camucia than usual, we were at the back of the queue and down to the last remnants of the left butt cheek and this turned out to be a little drier than previous servings, so lessons need to be learned as an earlier start is required for future visits to get the juicer flesh!

We mull over this thought over a frothy cappuccino on the street and reflect...

The market stalls are full of everything that market stalls generally sell with plenty of local and traditional meats, cheeses and focaccia bread made from in and around this area of Tuscany. Today, we came away with locally grown salad, red juicy tomatoes and sweet seasonal apricots from the one of the many veggie stalls. Massive melons were also on display and looked very tempting but we were drawn away by an awesome smell, and we found that it wasn't possible to walk past the rotisserie without coming away with a spit-roasted chicken and a load of tasty prosciutto too....

Camucia is our local town and sits at the base of Cortona on the main Florence to Rome line. It's only ten minutes drive from La Cesa and seems to have everything a real man needs. To date, between Camucia and Cortona, I'v been hanging out in the 'Consortsio'. (agricultural merchants), the 'Fai Di Te' (DIY shop), 'Trenti's (tractor and chainsaw shop), Claudio's (Delicatessen), 'Snoopy's Ice Cream parlour, a couple of helpful Electrical outlets, a cake shop that sells amazing 'Cannoli's' and a personal favourite of mine, the massive 'Gonads', a local supermarket with a great name and an unfeasibly large fish counter...Phnarr, Phnarr!!

Who would have thought shopping was sooo good....not me!

'Down to the market' was a track off the Kooks 2008 album, Kong...probably went there after they went to the 'Seaside'?

https://youtu.be/PLFrrvknoTY

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The Trees...

A simple task in the afternoon sun ☀️now takes quite a lot of energy, so to supplement myself I have taken to standing under a certain tree and munching away on my new found delicious fruity offerings. It was a delight to discover the Mulberry tree with its tasty dangling berries so much so that I am now in competition with the birds as to who can eat the most- they are truly tasty!

Energy 179.912 kJ (43.000 kcal), 43 calories, Vitamin C and a daily intake of anthocyanin all rolled into one tree!

The garden's grounds have an amazing array of various trees from all over the world, many fruit bearing and interesting so I might have to feature a different one as I find them along the way. It's nice actually having the time to appreciate them.

They are all desperate for a drink and the ground is as dry as a bone!

Still, they'r only trees....who needs 'em?

'The Trees' is a song sung by Jarvis Cocker of Pulp and dates back to 2002, this tune a live track from the Eden Project where I am sure they also grow lots of trees....but a good track nevertheless!

https://youtu.be/-zh-r1uo_94

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Be Good or be Gone...

Some are wondering how I'm occupying myself here so today I thought I'd maybe give you a snap shot of life at La Cesa, in downtown Tuscany.

Each day is extremely challenging and technically skilful but I am having to use all my transferable skills, built up over the years, to the max.

Today was supposed to be about the pool, but yesterday, the old lady manning the desk at the pool shop where the pumps are being refurbished, said that we need 'Franco', and he isn't around till Thursday (all in broad Italian I might add) so we told her that it just so happens that we DO have to come back into town on Thursday because as you all know - it's Porchetta day, so we now intend  to kill two birds, and a pig, with one stone!

...and that's how it is...!

So, I found a job to do and named it 'Getting rid of dead wood!'....a crucial and satisfying task to remove all the old, useless, malingering, unfit for purpose excrescence lying around the place in order to be able to rejuvenate and allow good, healthy, hard working growth to thrive and prosper for the future...a concept that maybe familiar to some and you may already be all too aware of?

I Digress....

The task - 

Remove dead stuff...

Put dead stuff in truck...

Empty truck on to bonfire pile...(With a view across to Cortona on the hill)

H&S - Risk assess things that bite, sting and prick and apply factor 50 to exposed sensitive areas in direct sunlight.

At the end of the task there is no paperwork to complete, no login passwords required and I have yet to determine what work recoding code to use but until I do, as before, I will just put it down as.....'Cocking about Time'....!

And now it's...Siesta time!

Enjoy this lovely simple song by Irish singer songwriter, Fionn Regan and his 2006 song that was used for Greys Anatomy featuring, probably, other dead stuff.....?

https://youtu.be/k1gOI_Q-NJw

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